Oh No She Didn’t!

Well hello there, Special Reader! I’m thrilled to have you. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Again. And again. And again. I love all my readers, but now I am talking just to you, Special Reader. That’s right – you! I must say I am flattered. I mean, I know my blog is witty, humorous, insightful and just darn entertaining, but wow, Special Reader, you must really love me. Of course, I know you have extra time on your hands since you’re off work now, so there’s that—oh but wait, you checked SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem even while at work! What a super special reader you are.

I am a little surprised though. When you first began reading my blog I thought sure you’d take the opportunity to leave a scathing comment, especially considering this blog even allows anonymous comments. And even more so since the post a few down has a little something to do with you. Yeah, you know the one. Frankly, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I didn’t see a comment come in from you. But perhaps in reading my blog you’ve somehow been left speechless? OR have you recently begun to follow the old adage “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” Nah!!!! Now, I’m just being silly!

So, does your husband know you’re reading this? I’d assume you’d want to share it with him but then again as often as you hop on to check out what I might have said you could be keeping it to yourself. Though at some point I’d think he might say: “get off the computer and come to bed!” So, did you call all your family members as soon as you found this blog to tell them about your discovery or did you quietly leave them out of your new find since you may not want them reading the things I might say? Well, no matter. This blog is for everyone, even you, Special Reader. Who knows, you might just discover in reading my writing what a delightful person I am and in no time we could be chatting over a cup of coffee, er, hot chocolate at Starbuck’s! Yeah, like that would happen. But stranger things have happened. You know, like you reading my blog. A lot. But hey, don’t feel like you have to stop now! No, not at all, you just keep right on reading. I won’t tell. It’ll be our little secret.

Read the followup: Oh No She Didn't! Part 2

12 comments:

rubyjade said...

heehee! That gave me a chuckle! And, just to show I'm not blog-stalking I'm leaving a comment! ;)

Tyler & Meagan said...

HA HA! That made me laugh so hard. I'm not a stalker, either... but now that I see how funny your blog is, I just might become one!
-meggieloulou

Kate said...

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the Special Reader! I'm totally intrigued and sucked in at this point.
~prettykatemachine

Stacey said...

LOL!! That's great! I'm a loyal reader now. ~Jellybean~

Mindy said...

I too am officially a loyal reader now!!

~Pabloswife~

Katy said...

That was great!! I will come more often, possibly as much as "your not so secret admirer"!!

OhKaty

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

So Katy, then are you saying you're going to stalk me, too? LOL

Kelly.Chick said...

ROFL! Man, that was a great giggle! This was the first time I've ever seen your blog, but I've got it marked now! ;) You just won yourself another blog stalker!! :) LOL LOL LOL

Mainegirl/Pauline said...

Where have you been hiding, LOL.

Crazy stalkers, when will we learn to be more discreet, LOL.

TheHMC said...

Ah, yes.. the blog stalkers. They're always a hoot.

(I really have nothing of importance to add.. just wanted to prove that I'm not a stalkity-stalker lol)

Or.. am I?

Anonymous said...

Yes, I am a blog stalker, and yes, I am at work. I don't have time to read blogs at home - no laptop (yet). I don't have any trouble leaving my opinion if I think someone else hasn't already said it, but don't feel the need to yak just to hear myself.
And yes, I try to zip it if I don't have anything nice to say, shocker I know.
Would love to get together for any kind of chocolate. If you're ever on Vancouver Island in BC, Canada, look me up.
Annette in BC

Jessica said...

Oh my gosh...can I plagarize this? (I suppose it wouldn't be plagarizing if I had permission.) I have one of these, and she's a psycho! I'll totally credit it back to you, and even note where I change it to suggest her. Please, oh, please, oh please??? (Sorry, a friend directed me here when she read this and I'm still laughing!)