In the pre-dawn hours of this morning, little guy got into bed with us for snuggling before we had to get going for the day. The following dialogue took place:
LG: Daddy, I scared!
Daddy: Why little guy? There's nothing to be scared of.
LG: Yes! Ober dere....see?
Daddy: What? What do you see?
LG: A bat! I scared!
Daddy: There's no bat in here! There's nothing to be scared of.
LG: *pointing to my black bra dangling from the dresser knob*
See! A bat!
Daddy: *laughing* Oh! That's not a bat, that's just mommy's bra.
LG: Oh! Ok. Mommy's bat bra.
There you have it folks, my secret identity revealed. Now if you'll excuse me, I just saw the bat signal and I need to go fight crime.