It's recently become apparent that I've not been tapping into the full comedy potential of both my kids. When this occurred to me, I shared my new idea with the teenager and it automatically proved my point. This particular dialogue went like this:
Me: Guess what? I've just come up with a new feature for the blog!
T: Ok, what's that?
Me: Well, you know how I do "Conversations with little guy"?
T: Oh no, don't tell me you mean ...
Me: You see where I'm going with this right?
T: *Eye roll*
Conversations with Teenager: Snack Time
During swim lessons with little guy, Teenager and I had the following brief exchange.
T: I'm hungry.
Me: Oh, I brought snacks. Here's some crackers.
T: *Grimacing* Not those things, they're a weird flavor!
Me: They're not a weird flavor, they're soybean and seaweed.
T: Um, yeah. My point exactly.